GNU/blobcat

It's so hard to get more than like 1800 calories a day T_T my tummy does not have enough room, it's even harder if i eat healthy

@ihavebigtits can we switch stomachs

@ihavebigtits Please report to your nearest McDonald's™ Restaurant immediately! Remember, a fed worker is a happy worker! blobcatpolicepeek

@fbi but they dont have vegan food...

@ihavebigtits Vegan food is COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA, citizen! Do not be fooled.

Remember to eat 6-11 servings of meals from Consumer's Choice™ Restaurants so that you can remain strong and virile during your youth years, and contribute to the wealth of your nation! Please see this convenient reference. Remember, the @fbi is here to help!
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@fbi tgvhf bhgtvbfnhgbvzs

@ihavebigtits My work here is done! blobcatpolicedonut
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@fbi @ihavebigtits Yas I always wanted to have diabetes

@bluecat @ihavebigtits You are a good citizen please look forward to your tax refund

@fbi @ihavebigtits oof posting on the phone is shit

@fbi lul U scary @ihavebigtits