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when i use the toilet i stare directly into the webcam
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@oxblood I usually cover it with my finger honestly

@Dave i stare into it with extra mind force

@oxblood I'm not that brave

@Dave assert dominance over the government

@oxblood it's supposed to be private time before going back out to face the world I'm not tryina have a FBI CIA MI6 mossad interview while taking a dump

@Dave if i took an interview while shitting, i would pass immediately. for i never feel such confidence as when im pushing out a huge log while maintaining direct eye contact.

@oxblood you're my hero

@Dave thanks dave, i try