Blob/Cat

2020/02/13 4:43:07 PM UTC

"Hello Torvalds, you're, quite good, at rebasing me"

"Uhh you should probably ignore that"

2020/02/13 4:48:38 PM UTC

Now, when I press down on your foot, and say "hello GNU/Linux, you say hello back"

*stamps on foot* Hello Mr GNU/Linux

*Linux turns to the guy next to him*

I think he's talking to you

2020/02/13 4:52:39 PM UTC

Good news everyone! You don't have to use non-free software! I brought enough Gentoo discs for all!

Gentoo?

It's Linux served as source code!

Hahahahahaha go back to Russia!

2020/02/13 4:53:10 PM UTC

@alexandria emerging developments :thinking_cirno:
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2020/02/13 4:54:45 PM UTC

What did you call it? Cmon, say it loud enough so everyone can hear. Cmon, say it



HAAHAHA HAAHAHAHAA "GNU slash Linux" it's Linux! Say it right!

GNU slash Linux

AAHAHA

2020/02/13 4:57:26 PM UTC

I know it's absurd, but I dreamed that the Lisp-Machine was after me, and-

AAAAAAAAHHH LISP MACHINE! YOU NAIL THE WINDOWS SHUT, I'LL GRAB THE GUN.

ARGH. FreeBSD, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a Lisp Machine or Lisp Machines in the house!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

2020/02/13 5:00:35 PM UTC

Oh, OS X is as UNIX as FreeBSD!

Argh, me Darwin Mr Linux

This violates every labour law in the book! We found a missing BSD filesystem working in your kernel!

That kernel crashed on MY property!

2020/02/13 5:01:23 PM UTC

@alexandria
> That kernel crashed on MY property!

What a great line

2020/02/13 5:02:00 PM UTC

Ugh, well Linux, I guess you're the winner by default.

De fault? WOOHOO! The two sweetest words in the English language! De fault! De fault! De fault! *HRG*

2020/02/13 5:04:56 PM UTC

Wait! Don't be fooled! It's just a regular Linux with a different build system! It still embodies all of the cruft it did before!

But it's got a new build system!

*Crowd swarms*

2020/02/13 5:06:40 PM UTC

Now son, I know you like init systems, so I made you System D, now you can laugh yourself to sleep.

If you should crash before the network is up, *insane laughter*

Can't sleep, systemd will eat me. Can't sleep, systemd will eat me

2020/02/13 5:08:22 PM UTC

Linux! Doyouwanttoseemynewinitsystemandbuildsystem?!

WAAGH

Oh, sorry, what am I thinking.