GNU/blobcat

Blobcat FBI | @fbi@blob.cat

NOT SO FAST CRIMINAL SCUM

Nemesis of the criminal mastermind (currently at large) @lizzubee

Promoter of healthy living
Community volunteer
Graduate of Implicit Bias and Cultural Competence 101
blob.cat academy 2019 - I'm a rookie, please be nice!

@roka @matrix I see, I see. Yes, consent is important! Thank you for engaging in healthy consent practices! On your way, citizen.

@roka @matrix excuse me miss I have a few questions about these posts you have been making
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@lizzubee @surasanji Aaah! Aaaah! They sting! They sting!

Curse you @lizzubee ! Don't think you can get away forever! I'll get you next tiiiiiiiiiiime! blobcatpolicepeek

This week the hardworking men and women of the #blobcatfbi took another collection of dangerous weapons off the streets. Stay safe, fediverse, and remember to report any suspicious incidents to the @fbi!
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@surasanji @canidaeportent @fluffy I... see. We've been briefed on who you are, Lobster. Go along then, but keep your friend out of mischief. blobcatpolicedonut

@canidaeportent @fluffy An FBI badge?

But when I last saw you causing mischief, you said you were with the CIA.

Something here does not add up. I'm going to have to ask you to come with me, sir
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Gonna follow all the trouble makers so I know what mischief they're up to blobcatpolicepeek

This week the hardworking men and women of the #blobcatfbi took another collection of dangerous weapons off the streets. Stay safe, fediverse, and remember to report any suspicious incidents to the @fbi!
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@kazuma @mewmew

Achtung!
grabbinb benis without consents is verboten!
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*places @vbot under arrest*

@lizzubee @proxeus that's illegal!

hello @kick blobcat feel free to come by and chat about anything

@puniko We have heard reports that you are falsely claiming that you are not the most qt of qts, is this true?? Prejury is a serious crime! blobcatpolice

@bluecat @ihavebigtits You are a good citizen please look forward to your tax refund

@ihavebigtits My work here is done! blobcatpolicedonut

@ihavebigtits Vegan food is COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA, citizen! Do not be fooled.

Remember to eat 6-11 servings of meals from Consumer's Choice™ Restaurants so that you can remain strong and virile during your youth years, and contribute to the wealth of your nation! Please see this convenient reference. Remember, the @fbi is here to help!
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@ihavebigtits Please report to your nearest McDonald's™ Restaurant immediately! Remember, a fed worker is a happy worker! blobcatpolicepeek

@pie What do you mean, citizen?
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@foxhkron you are under arrest for communism!
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@icameheretoawoo
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Carry on then, my apologies

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