@lizzubee @surasanji Aaah! Aaaah! They sting! They sting!
Curse you @lizzubee ! Don't think you can get away forever! I'll get you next tiiiiiiiiiiime!
Curse you @lizzubee ! Don't think you can get away forever! I'll get you next tiiiiiiiiiiime!

This week the hardworking men and women of the #blobcatfbi took another collection of dangerous weapons off the streets. Stay safe, fediverse, and remember to report any suspicious incidents to the @fbi!

@surasanji @canidaeportent @fluffy I... see. We've been briefed on who you are, Lobster. Go along then, but keep your friend out of mischief. 

@canidaeportent @fluffy An FBI badge?
But when I last saw you causing mischief, you said you were with the CIA.
Something here does not add up. I'm going to have to ask you to come with me, sir

But when I last saw you causing mischief, you said you were with the CIA.
Something here does not add up. I'm going to have to ask you to come with me, sir




This week the hardworking men and women of the #blobcatfbi took another collection of dangerous weapons off the streets. Stay safe, fediverse, and remember to report any suspicious incidents to the @fbi!

hello @kick
feel free to come by and chat about anything

@puniko We have heard reports that you are falsely claiming that you are not the most qt of qts, is this true?? Prejury is a serious crime! 

@bluecat @ihavebigtits You are a good citizen please look forward to your tax refund
@ihavebigtits My work here is done! 

@ihavebigtits Vegan food is COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA, citizen! Do not be fooled.
Remember to eat 6-11 servings of meals from Consumer's Choice™ Restaurants so that you can remain strong and virile during your youth years, and contribute to the wealth of your nation! Please see this convenient reference. Remember, the @fbi is here to help!
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Remember to eat 6-11 servings of meals from Consumer's Choice™ Restaurants so that you can remain strong and virile during your youth years, and contribute to the wealth of your nation! Please see this convenient reference. Remember, the @fbi is here to help!
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@ihavebigtits Please report to your nearest McDonald's™ Restaurant immediately! Remember, a fed worker is a happy worker! 
