GNU/blobcat

@roka @matrix I see, I see. Yes, consent is important! Thank you for engaging in healthy consent practices! On your way, citizen.

@roka @matrix excuse me miss I have a few questions about these posts you have been making

@lizzubee @surasanji Aaah! Aaaah! They sting! They sting!

Curse you @lizzubee ! Don't think you can get away forever! I'll get you next tiiiiiiiiiiime!

This week the hardworking men and women of the #blobcatfbi took another collection of dangerous weapons off the streets. Stay safe, fediverse, and remember to report any suspicious incidents to the @fbi!

@lizzubee @surasanji
Y O U !!

@surasanji @canidaeportent @fluffy I... see. We've been briefed on who you are, Lobster. Go along then, but keep your friend out of mischief.

@canidaeportent @fluffy An FBI badge?

But when I last saw you causing mischief, you said you were with the CIA.

Something here does not add up. I'm going to have to ask you to come with me, sir

Gonna follow all the trouble makers so I know what mischief they're up to

This week the hardworking men and women of the #blobcatfbi took another collection of dangerous weapons off the streets. Stay safe, fediverse, and remember to report any suspicious incidents to the @fbi!

@kazuma @mewmew

Achtung!
grabbinb benis without consents is verboten!


*places @vbot under arrest*

@lizzubee @proxeus that's illegal!

hello @kick feel free to come by and chat about anything

@puniko We have heard reports that you are falsely claiming that you are not the most qt of qts, is this true?? Prejury is a serious crime!

@bluecat @ihavebigtits You are a good citizen please look forward to your tax refund

@ihavebigtits My work here is done!

@ihavebigtits Vegan food is COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA, citizen! Do not be fooled.

Remember to eat 6-11 servings of meals from Consumer's Choice™ Restaurants so that you can remain strong and virile during your youth years, and contribute to the wealth of your nation! Please see this convenient reference. Remember, the @fbi is here to help!
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@ihavebigtits Please report to your nearest McDonald's™ Restaurant immediately! Remember, a fed worker is a happy worker!

@pie What do you mean, citizen?

@foxhkron you are under arrest for communism!

@icameheretoawoo

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Carry on then, my apologies