Blob/Cat

krkk‮ | @krkk@blob.cat

just another random lurking kid. also a light theme and a colemak user.
byłem raz w telewizji trwam
xmpp:krkk@blob.cat

@Feuerfuchs
>What if JS over gemini:// would only be able to render some things and would not have network access?

oh god, here we go blobfoxlul

I have said it before but it is worth repeating: I find the Fediverse is filled with people with excellent self-taught computer skills, that would be an asset to any company, that are trapped in menial work. This is a major failing of our system.

@foxhkron auto-correct is 75% of my english skills

The Tag feature is ready.

It will be shipping tomorrow! 🥳

Are the "do _ and tag 7 of your friends" a kind of a hellthread?

Life be like

@isi I hate the internet

enabling swap is legit version of downloading more ram

Ssssshhh... don't tell @absturztaube about this, but... I developed the most advanced headpatting technology on the fediverse!
2020-06-30 01-53-55-[00.00.000-…

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how does the YouTube homepage even devour 200MB of RAM
JS developers are not human

Website admins be like
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Chapter 99 in The Tech Industry Is Broken With Problems It Has No Desire To Fix.

Console view of a cnn.com page showing loads of trackers being blocked and a console log message saying “We are trying to make CNN.com faster. Think you can help? Send your ideas to: bounty AT cnnlabs DOT com.” An email from me to bounty@cnnlabs.com with the text “Stop using so many trackers.”

okay this is funny as shit

http://tholman.com/elevator.js/

> see screenshot of post by company on twitter
> statement is in an image
> Why did they do that?
> remember twitter has even smaller hardcoded limits than Mastodon
Ah yes, companies against accessibility and sanity.

if god wanted us to have circular profile icons they would've made pngs circular

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