Blob/Cat

๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ Yuni the Great ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ | @legend@blob.cat

I don't exist in real life. My hobbies include gardening, french fries, origami, and fishing. Probably a better programmer than you. Went to school for philosophy. My opinions are those of your employer.

Director of #Pleroma HR Dept 2018-
Club leader of the #hashtag hashtag club.

https://ixxi.dev

@hardbass2k8 some percent has to die

game idea: pleromavirus, one user gets "infected" and everyone they interact with also gets infected. two weeks after each infection, it wears off, the user gets immunity and the infection is publicised

it is supposed to be mp3 i am suing @mewmew
cool_night.mp3

Just made up a song
cool night

i feel like my home timeline is too fast but i feel like its bullying to unfollow my fedi friends

@dave @augustus classic gab

@mewmew also please tell admin that someone accidentally enabled staticfe thankyou!!!

I did dox her, find her family members' facebook profiles, and I'm considering sending them messages.

The wild thing she did yesterday was livestream herself harassing tweakers; one even beat her up. Kind of funny, mostly sad. Is this what the #kiwifarms call a #lolcow ? She just keeps livestreaming herself doing insane but kind of funny (mostly strange) stunts

Someone tell @mewmew that her SSL certificate expired also that some retard turned on StaticFE.

A kind of cute woman has been having a psychotic break in my apartment complex for a few weeks. She's attacked people, been attacked,spends all day talking to herself, throws things at people, yells racial slurs -- broke into the property mgmt office & declared it was her home, xyz.

Keeps posting photos of her driver's license, debit card, legal documents on her Faceborg.

She doesn't wear a hijab so I have zero romantic interest in her. Weird to observe. What does Fediverse think I should do?

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@p @l0wk3y @0x00 @alex @milo @r000t @seven @shebang I believe in free speech online, in part because the only way to fight it involves mass surveillance & snitch networks

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@shebang @0x00 @alex @l0wk3y @milo @p @r000t @seven the freedom of a slave to choose its owner is not actually freedom sorry

@shebang @0x00 @alex @l0wk3y @milo @p @r000t @seven the shareholders for your corporation and your landlords have freedom -- as long as you play their games, no you don't, but if you feel you must play their games, you are brainwashed

@shebang @0x00 @alex @l0wk3y @milo @p @r000t @seven do what i did. i found an empty house and moved in. i grow my own food or find other ways to acquire it (dumpster diving, food banks). you don't need money to stay alive and be comfortable.

@seven @l0wk3y @p @alex @r000t @shebang @milo @0x00 i dont think that most people who sell or rent their bodies do it completely of free will -- we're generally coerced into it in one way or another. my window is right above a bunch of bottom of the bucket, scabby toothless methheads who give blowjobs for like $4.

whomst #slackware

@seven @l0wk3y @p @alex @r000t @shebang @milo @0x00 if i decided to jump off the roof since i believe i can fly, is it really ethical for you to let me do that? after all, my body my mind my choice, no?

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