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BlobLobster | @surasanji@blob.cat

Hi Lobster is real life Lobster who learned how to use the computer. Lobster's name is Lobster. Lobster worship Doctor Zoidberg as a god, and give all praise to him. Lobster is biggest Gloria Estefan fan in ocean.

CEO and head of Research for Human Food for Humans Inc

LOBSTER FOR PRESIDENT IN 2020

(The guy behind Lobster is named Dave!~ Hi!)

Where @surasanji gone. Where Lobster at?

@coolboymew

Everyone knows it's #Lobster2020

I hear he'll be in hiding until conformation.

@surasanji

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i am the number 1 fedi-influencer

@a7
@scary_person
Lobster still love you, Mouse-fren

@mewmew
Lobster would like to buy one (1) drug, please.

@mewmew is this you, Admin?

@tuxcrafting
Thanks you, Tuxfren

@Mitsu
Borgar

National Lobster Day is coming quickly! What gift did you get for Lobster?

@a7
@Elfie @se7en

That is not Lobster.

Lobster believes in right to protest as long as Lobster is able to ignore your protest. Once protest is inconvenient to Lobster you are being violent and bad protesters.

This is good status quo. Lobster very comfortable here.

I love my bunny

@georgia Remember, Lobster love is most honest love there is.

@georgia Lobster love you, Georgia-Fren. Is okay. You are good and nice.

@Mitsu This is very on brand for bunnies. Lobster has to keep all banana far from sea bunnies.

@georgia If only Lobster understood what Georgia-Fren is sick and tired of. :(

@red Yes, so you are saying aunts are for sale because you have enough? Lobster need aunt for project.

Please help Lobster with market research. Which slogan does human prefer:

@VD15 Yes. Lobster is very sad corm dorg was never supplied. Lobster enjoy corm dorg very much at local ocean fair.

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