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BlobLobster | @surasanji@blob.cat

Hi Lobster is real life Lobster who learned how to use the computer. Lobster's name is Lobster. Lobster worship Doctor Zoidberg as a god, and give all praise to him. Lobster is biggest Gloria Estefan fan in ocean.

CEO and head of Research for Human Food for Humans Inc

LOBSTER FOR PRESIDENT IN 2024

(The guy behind Lobster is named Dave!~ Hi! Non-Lobster posting at: DaveTLV@outerheaven.club )

Lobster is here to remind you that Lobster love is most honest kind of love. Lobster love you friend.

@meeper @Qato THAT POOR LOBSTER. You have broken Lobster Spirit by putting forcefield on snip-snaps! This is most terrible picture, Lobster not even sure why is allowed on Fedi!

@fluffy @icedquinn Lobster thinks shoes are best eaten with a nice B├ęchamel sauce

@meeper @Qato CRAB IS BAD! STAY BACK FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY CRAB HAS GUN!

@jookia imagine being a corposlut.

i used to have one for family and he was a career alcoholic.

@jookia Okay, Lobster will imagine- but Lobster is not responsible for any messes. That's on you for asking Lobster to Imagine anything sexy.

imagine killing a 20 year old IRC network because you're greedy

@polarisera Lobster just wants to warn you that the second mouth always tells lies. It is a well known Ocean Fact.

If you find politics exhausting, just Vote for Lobster in 2024. Get over it with Lobster!

the curse: every time you sleep, everything gets covered in a layer of ear wax

re: NSFW poll
@Nonetrix in fifty one years, Lobster will remain top 100% vote.

Please remember old Lobster Proverb: Meatiness is Next to Godliness.

@icedquinn and Lobster does mean totally forget. Like, your brain won't even accept it as new information. You're locked forever in this point of forgotten how to take a shit, even with demonstrations in front of you.

Do you shit yourself? Only if that humiliation would outweigh the torture of having forgotten how to shit in the first place. For this is a Curse from Lobster, and it is Hell.

Vote for Lobster in 2024! #Lobster2024

@icedquinn also a curse (but from Lobster): You always feel like you gotta take a huuuuuge shit, but you've forgotten how to shit.

@nerdman This is wise, gentle Moron.

re: Crushposting
@critical @Jain Lobster feels like you'd be alright if you forgot about crabs.

Crushposting
i love blobcat

re: Crushposting
@Jain do not forget blobcatlobsterlaugh

@koyu @meeper CRABS ARE BAD, THIS IS BAD PROPAGANDA!

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