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Lobster is here to remind you that Lobster love is most honest kind of love. Lobster love you friend.

@meeper @Qato THAT POOR LOBSTER. You have broken Lobster Spirit by putting forcefield on snip-snaps! This is most terrible picture, Lobster not even sure why is allowed on Fedi!

@fluffy @icedquinn Lobster thinks shoes are best eaten with a nice Béchamel sauce

@Qato @surasanji

@meeper @Qato CRAB IS BAD! STAY BACK FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY CRAB HAS GUN!

@jookia imagine being a corposlut.

i used to have one for family and he was a career alcoholic.

@jookia Okay, Lobster will imagine- but Lobster is not responsible for any messes. That's on you for asking Lobster to Imagine anything sexy.

@polarisera Lobster just wants to warn you that the second mouth always tells lies. It is a well known Ocean Fact.

If you find politics exhausting, just Vote for Lobster in 2024. Get over it with Lobster!

the curse: every time you sleep, everything gets covered in a layer of ear wax

Please remember old Lobster Proverb: Meatiness is Next to Godliness.

@icedquinn and Lobster does mean totally forget. Like, your brain won't even accept it as new information. You're locked forever in this point of forgotten how to take a shit, even with demonstrations in front of you.

Do you shit yourself? Only if that humiliation would outweigh the torture of having forgotten how to shit in the first place. For this is a Curse from Lobster, and it is Hell.

Vote for Lobster in 2024! #Lobster2024

@icedquinn also a curse (but from Lobster): You always feel like you gotta take a huuuuuge shit, but you've forgotten how to shit.

@nerdman This is wise, gentle Moron.

@koyu @meeper CRABS ARE BAD, THIS IS BAD PROPAGANDA!