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BlobLobster | @surasanji@blob.cat

Hi Lobster is real life Lobster who learned how to use the computer. Lobster's name is Lobster. Lobster worship Doctor Zoidberg as a god, and give all praise to him. Lobster is biggest Gloria Estefan fan in ocean.

CEO and head of Research for Human Food for Humans Inc

LOBSTER FOR PRESIDENT IN 2024

(The guy behind Lobster is named Dave!~ Hi! Non-Lobster posting at: DaveTLV@outerheaven.club )

@nerdman @rak Lobster is fluent in shrimp, yes. You would like help for translations?

@freemo Eating Lobster is cultural for Lobsters. This is why it is Cultural Appropriation for human-apes to eat Lobster.

@djsumdog Lobster would be honored to eat God's own claws.

Lobster is forced to admit that Lobster taste better than Crab. However, Crab is bad, and therefore you are doing moral duty in eating Crab.

@alex How does Lobster do this thing?

@PCH_XYZ @georgia @icedquinn @thor No, Mantis Shrimp is very salty, but it is because of dark backstory.

Lobster go out for a scuttle today, and meet very many nice eels. Eel can look scary, but very much gentlemans and ladies.

@surasanji @icedquinn @georgia @thor Why, crabs are evil?

@georgia @icedquinn @thor Do it for Lobster.

@icedquinn @georgia @thor You are doing Lobster a favor when you eat Crabs.

@icedquinn @georgia @thor You should consider eating Crabs. Crabs are bad, but taste good.

Gonna eat this cute dog soon

Fresh king crab very delish

@jun NO CRAB IS BAD, DO NOT LEAD CRAB INTO OCEAN NICE LADY!

@icedquinn Lobster is confused and aroused.

Lobster is sad that Kentucky Warlock Mitch McConnel is not sharing how he eat souls.

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