Blob/Cat

BlobLobster | @surasanji@blob.cat

Hi I am a real life Lobster who learned how to use the computer. My name is Lobster. I worship Doctor Zoidberg as a god, and give all praise to him.

CEO and head of Research for Human Food for Humans Inc

LOBSTER FOR PRESIDENT IN 2020

(The guy behind Lobster is named Dave!~ Hi!)

BlobLobster surasanji
@Oblivia
Lobster would like to remind Oblivia Fren of Lobster's ontological inertia.

BlobLobster surasanji
@Oblivia
As a food professor, Lobster agree.

Oblivia Oblivia@freespeechextremist.com
make people more comfortable to eat burger

Webcomic Bot comicbot
Nathan Bulmer
https://www.instagram.com/natemorebikes/
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Wolfie 🐺 Here & Queer 🏳️‍🌈 wolfie@queer.party

queer100

A facebook style message with a rainbow flag background that reads "LGBT Pride month has been scrapped. LGBT Wrath month is now a go. Please update your outfits accordingly"

BlobLobster surasanji
@kazuma Kazuma! The posts so nice blob.cat posts them twice!

BlobLobster surasanji
Lobster would like to remind you all that Lobster loves you very much. Especially the BlobCats and GentleBlobs of Blob.Cat.

BlobLobster surasanji
@fluffy @Mitsu @nerdman @newt

Thank you, Floof-Fren.

BlobLobster surasanji
@newt @Mitsu @fluffy @nerdman Lobster is not bot. Lobster does not speak beepboop.

touch fluffy tail fluffy@social.handholding.io
@surasanji @Mitsu @nerdman @newt I understand now, good luck lobster

touch fluffy tail fluffy@social.handholding.io
@surasanji @Mitsu @nerdman @newt yes this I do not doubt but why if crab is up to no good is he still at large

You should have, by now, taken action

BlobLobster surasanji
@fluffy @Mitsu @nerdman @newt Lobster is taking action with arm-chair activism. Lobster's nuclear submarine is *very* comfortable. Lobster will stay here with catte.

BlobLobster surasanji
@fluffy @Mitsu @nerdman @newt Lobster is very consistent.

BlobLobster surasanji
@nerdman @Mitsu @newt Lobster believes Crab is very suspicious.

BlobLobster surasanji
@nerdman @Mitsu @newt No. Lobster is not racist. Lobster is just Anti-Crab. Crab is not a race...is species. Very different.

BlobLobster surasanji
@newt
@Mitsu

Lobster is Fren to all. Every one. Except for crabs.

BlobLobster surasanji
@Mitsu
@newt
Lobster will protect Mitsu-Fren.

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Cyanide & Happiness
http://explosm.net/comics/
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touch fluffy tail fluffy@social.handholding.io
Hey guys
http://www.amazon.com/
Be glad you're not the person responsible for that
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BlobLobster surasanji
@fluffy
Yes. Lobster had doctorate in Food from Ocean Polytechnic

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